If I Were A Boy...


Some times when I am bored or left with my thoughts I come up with the most random and strange things. Some examples would be how to market, sell and physically gift time, what if our pets were actually born with names and we're calling them the wrong thing, and how to own the entire continent of Africa.

There is one reocurring thought that I just can't seem to shake though. I think that should have been born a boy. It's not a sexual thing. I don't want to trade in my goods for different parts. I am comfortable and happy being female and I am very much attracted to the opposite sex. With fine specimins like William Beckett, Zac Efron, Dane Cook, Robert Pattinson, Alex Gaskrath, and even Mark Hoppus how could you not find men appealing?

It's really more of a fitting in sort of deal. I have an interesting sense of humour. I love crude and sexual jokes and am constantly telling them. I do and say random things for no other reason other than it seemed like an entertaining thing to do. If I were a dude the things I say or do would be considered normal, funny and well liked. Because I'm a girl I'm view as strange and awkward.

There are tons of short and or chubby guys that make it in the world just fine. Look at the entertainment industry! Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump, Seth Rogan, Jonah Hill, Michael Cera... they're all awkward and don't exactly scream Hollywood. The girls in Hollywood all fit the same mold.

It's cool though. I like being an equired taste. If being a short, chubby, awkard girl means I need to work harder to deliver the punch line then so be it. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go put on a dress, watch twilight, wax my bikini line and girl it up so that all 1.5 of my readers don't get them impression that I want to moonlight as a cross dresser or become a tranny.

Later Days
Santi